Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Excuses..More Excuses

They've started already. The excuses. The delays. NOT EVEN STARTED YET and I am already backpedaling. I have decided to move the start date of the new healthier me program to the Tuesday after Labor Day. I just know that weekend will be a blow out and I will fall off. I can see it now, go to the neighborhood BBQ. SW reaches into the cooler and goes to hand me a beer. I politely decline saying I am trying to be more healthy. He promptly calls me a pussy. Then he chucks the beer to me and I send it back saying "No Thanks". He then will ask why my panties are in such a wad and shout at the top of his lungs "FBG is a WUSS!". At which point I will snatch the beer from him and promptly chug all 12 wonderfully cool ounces.

So knowing that all this will happen I have decided to make Labor Day weekend my "Coming Out Party" weekend. One last blow out. Ok..its an excuse but I LIKE IT. Don't hate.

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